So... my first
MADE UP SWEARING
Please think up a made up swear word of a style that the Folk might use. It needs to be one or two syllables and easily pronounceable. Please post results in the comments at the bottom, so I can keep them all in the same place. Log on as FB or Twitter if you ain't got a Blogger account, so I can keep track of who's swear is which.
Closing date midnight GMT, 30th November 2016. The winner, will be used, with great fluidity and frequency in the new book and you'll appear in the thank you's at the front end of the book. You'll also receive a free E-book copy of Book 2 when it comes out. And you'll have made up a whole new swear :)